Friday, December 26, 2008

“I really dig Vijay Singh.” - Digvijay Singh


Former Madhya Pradesh chief minister Digvijay Singh has revealed that he is a major fan of golfer Vijay Singh. “Myself Digvijay Singh. I dig Vijay Singh.”, he said, confusing the crap out of the foreign journalists gathered for a party at his residence.


“Digvijay Singh did dig Vijay Singh, but did Vijay Singh dig Digvijay Singh?, asked a wag, tongue firmly in cheek, which makes the achievement even more significant.


“What if Vijay Singh dug Digvijay Singh more than Digvijay Singh dug Vijay Singh?”, asked a wit.


“Wait . . here's another! Digvijay Singh dug Vijay Singh, but the dug Vijay Singh didn't dig Digvijay Singh because he only dug Dig-Dug!” chimed in a clown, showing off his knowledge of old coin-op classics.


The party wrapped up shortly after that, due to an outbreak of twisted tongues.

13 comments:

Elithraniel Arawion said...

ROTFL... how do u come up with these? :P They're super

Abhinav said...

hahaha.. Nice one! Yet again!

narendra shenoy said...

Complete brilliance!

The Mudd said...

LMAO..wat creativity..

koidy said...

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

visesh said...

wah! i will now play diggerdugger.

Nitin said...

Its time u guys made a book out of all ur blog entries.. it'll bring fame, fortune and a lot of fun!

sidrao said...

can I digg this?

priya krishnan said...

I, digvijay singh dig veejay singh, not vijay singh coz vijay cant sing
:P

FundooFlirt said...

Dude, this is probably one of the funniest things I have ever read and same applies to Drona DVD being thrown at PM. Keep up the good work and keep them coming!!!

RR said...

I really dug into this one

Rachit Gupta said...

Oh! Man, you just had me in splits dude... helluva post bro

Quakeboy said...

I was worrying as recently in an article titled.. stages in man's life

after 25, they recommend to stop playing games as the hand eye co-ordination starts reducing they said..

I was soo sad.. now I have hope after seeing you :)

Long live NES, SNES, GBA, PSX, PS2, PS3..